The perfect after-dinner digestif? How about an hour long, fifteen-dollar "foot massage," which starts with a foot soak while your masseuse or masseur gives you a whole body rub, sans oils, with your clothes on – before even touching your feet.

You'll find Huang's in a nondescript strip mall; you'll know it by the illuminated neon feet in the window. When you enter, one of the practitioners will lead you into a room full of Lazy Boys all facing a flat-screen TV. Take off your shoes, sink into your recliner and don't worry about being understood, they know why you are there. Though the lights are low, no one seems to feel any strong need to lower their voice, so throughout the whole experience you'll hear a lot of Chinese. Don't be surprised if the only English you hear there is in your own head. The important part is the massage, which despite the unusual circumstances, provides head to toe relaxation.

Huang's is just one of the many similar foot massage joints in the neighborhood. Most stay open nightly until eleven. From the outside they look closed because the lights inside are so dim, but the illuminated feet signs will tell you you're good to go. At whichever place you choose, you'll pay only fifteen dollars for a whole hour, so give a generous tip - it's hard to imagine how they make any money.

Tip: Early in the evening you might have to wait for a spot, we recommend saving your massage for after dinner, to put you in the perfect mood for bedtime, or whatever else you feel like doing...